Mr. Fiddleston's Shaky Bones Disease

I’ve been thinking about it, and if somebody wrote a book and titled it Mr. Fiddleston’s Shaky Bones Disease I would read that shit, no questions asked. It could be about hamsters. It could be about different types of rice. It could be about wood. You title your book Mr. Fiddleston’s Shaky Bones Disease and I will read it.