Some Haiku

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I wrote some haiku. I believe it is probably the best and most profound haiku ever written. Here it is:

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Desiccated corpse

Bright red apple it once was

Now: a lifeless husk

 
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Little swords of hair

Shoot out through my neck like knives

“That shit hurts!” I yell

 
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Here at this meeting

The projector stopped working

And I have no snack

 
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My precious pasta

I have cooked it for too long

Now it is mushy

 
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My colleague Laura

Said there was candy downstairs

She is a liar